Charlie Kelly: [Charlie walks up to a shopping mall Santa Claus as Mac watches, after learning that his mother was a prostitute who had her clients dress up as Santa on Christmas to avoid upsetting Charlie] Santa Claus: Ho ho ho ho. Are you sure cause I feel like I’m awake” Dennis: “No man, this is a dream that I am having.” Charlie: “Am I peeing? One is screaming he’s so happy and the other’s screaming a passionate shout. The feeling so wrong and right man, the feeling so wrong and right man.
Mac then explains to Frank that its “just a rapper thing”.I like all characters but Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day) character has a special place. He thought was his biological father but he later finds out that he was adopted. [to Charlie] So, son – what would you like for Christmas, huh? His father is still unknown and I would be really hard to find his original father since his mother was a prostitute. He has a perfect job, a perfect mother to grow with and he is in love with a waitress who hates him. Now the dress is starting to look fantastic, you know?And she feels very excited, she feels very sensual, and I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good. And then we chit-chat at her place, it’s no big deal, but eventually she says, ‘Do you want to make love, Charlie?And then, you know, we chit-chat a little bit, no big deal but she asks me back to her place. ’” Charlie: Panicking about what he’d do if the bar were sold: “Oh, get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on little jobbies?!” Charlie: Talking smack to his rivals in a dance competition: “Let me tell you a little lesson, buddy. Mac: But it sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you. ”Charlie Kelly: [singing] Night Man, sneaky and mean. Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms, And pin me down and I try to fight you, You come inside me and fill me up and I become the