Series co-writer, producer and star Glenn Howerton (Dennis Reynolds) recently tweeted that the new season is “some of the funniest shit [they’ve] ever done.” Looking back, we realized that is no easy feat. So in anticipation for the upcoming season, set to air in September 2013, we’ve gathered up the best catchphrases and one-liners from the gang and arranged them into the 100 greatest quotes from the show.
” Charlie: Talking smack to his rivals in a dance competition: “Let me tell you a little lesson, buddy.
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, Night Man. I mean the first half of that song was kind of cool, but what’s with the second half?
I can’t fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the Night…
Dennis, if I was looking for safe, I wouldn’t be sticking my dick through a wall.
Charlie, explaining his plan to use fashion to get women: “All right, look, I’m just going to walk you through it, so pay attention.