1 - Breaking the apron strings Photo of a man and his mother: Shutterstock If you believe you can move the relationship along at a snail´s pace and build up to meeting the family at around the six- month mark, then think again.If he´s into you then you can expect him to ask you to meet his mum, cousins and uncle Jose pretty quickly. She has the amazing power of being able to start funny and original conversations with everyone, anywhere, anytime. But she dares to tell you that she wants to honeymoon in Buenos Aires? But it doesn’t matter what you think, so you just do your best to deflect the awkward look the bartender throws you. You just let your mind fly like during that Calculus class where old professor Faustino Rodríguez spent really long hours jibber-jabbering about irrational numbers. “Oh, it’s so romantic,” she says after listening to it for what must be the 600th time. Her smile and charm transcend language and cultural barriers. She loves the accent of the Argentinian guys just as much or more as you love the French girls’. She might also cook you a traditional healthy soup. Plus you can weed out weirdos before you actually meet.
After finishing her degree in Psychology she moved to Spain to teach and sing in a band while undertaking an unofficial psychological study of Spanish men.
5 - Don't expect him to keep up Photo of a man passed out on a bench: Shutterstock As a British woman, I can tell you for sure that I can drink any Spanish guy under the table.
He is stumbling to the bathroom to throw up on his shoes and I am searching for the shots menu.
The Dos and don'ts of dating a Spanish woman From our other editions: If, on the other hand, you’re looking for love in another of The Local’s countries then we have plenty more tips for you.
Doesn’t matter if the sun is shining, if it’s pouring rain, or dumping snow. “ — a really tiny beer — for you and your delicate Spanish girlfriend. Then you bring the ridiculous mini-beer to your girl.