The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
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" Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to cut back?
"2 foot lady midget goes a doctors with a sore fannywhats wrong says the doc every time i go out my fanny hurtsget up on the coach he says the n he starts cutting right walk over there he saysthe lady midget walks across the room thats great she says no more pain what did you do doci cut the tops off your wellies said the doc 2 foot lady midget goes a doctors with a sore fannywhats wrong says the docevery time i go out my fanny hurtsget up on the coach he says the n he starts cutting right walk over there he saysthe lady midget walks across the room thats great she says no more pain what did you do doci cut the tops off your wellies said the doc Last call" announced the barkeep, and then their eyes did meet Betty the bearded lady and Tom the 4 inch freak Tom lowered his voice and made a pass "what are you doing later? "Nothing my sweet potater.."People pointed, jokes were made but it fell on 4 deaf ears Tom thrust his tiny shoulders back and ignored the painful jeers"Betty," he said "The world can be such a cruel unfeeling place"She said "I know my little pumpkin" and kissed his tiny face.
" Midget number 2 says " you think that is bad ..... A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget.
Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!
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There are 2 midgets who have adjoining rooms in a hotel with incredibly thin walls.
Now all you have to do is add them to your friend's list. You can, of course, also send them emails if you want to be first to make contact. Avoid taking your date to an occasion that would make an issue of their size.
How To Act On A Date With A Little Person - It goes without saying, never use the word midget. It is acceptable to admit that you prefer little people - like admitting you like brunettes or blonds - but do not make a big deal of their size; treat them as you would a person of any height. A simple meal would be a good idea; going scuba-diving might be a poor one.