The cuts closes on Brandon Routh and Martha Mac Isaac standing in the forest, staring lovingly at one another. Brandon Routh and Martha Mac Isaac resume staring at one another for several moments while the camera angle changes repeatedly. The shot pauses with Brandon Routh in mid-leap, an insane expression on his face.
Martha Mac Isaac: He's hungry for my period, for real. Martha Mac Isaac: He'll never guess it's my bleeding vagina. There is text beneath the boxes that reads – He'll Never Guess Its Your Bleeding Vagina.
What are the chances that that pap just decided to park his ass there hoping that Cavill and Cuoco would show up for a hike? The other choice would be that these two couldn’t wait a week before calling the paps on themselves. Back in February and in March, when he was still with Gina Carano, I was wondering how long Team Henry would tolerate their relationship and I kept saying back then that she was the most interesting thing about him.
What’s interesting now, and perhaps the worst part of all this, is that…well…
The shot cuts in for a close up on Brandon Routh, who sniffs the air. Martha Mac Isaac looks uncomfortable and shifts around, adjusting her hair.
One the boxes is Regular and the other is Extra Strength Garlic.