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He'll make a big deal out of EVERYTHING - and make anything into an excuse to celebrate. We're notsure what that means except that it goes off a lot and group chats within big families just do. Do you just constantly check out his profile and hope that he notices your “views”? Sometimes you’ve got to be the one to send out that first message and break the ice.…Spring Fling: Top 6 Secrets Every Chub Needs To Know!Bigger City Profile - J-Mo Bear Today we’re interviewing a big man, chaser, and internet viral sensation J-Mobear.His popular tumblr blog j-mobear.and his You Tube channel J Mo have been seen across Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook and the rest of social media due to his two popular dancing videos that have received millions of views from around the world…Never sure what to say when you see a cute guy on here?Snuggle inside a bed-size burrito if you want, nary a fuck will he give.4. I don't care if he works at a tech startup and can't throw a football.If he was teased as a kid for his weight, he may be uncommonly emotionally perceptive when it comes to other people's feelings. Get him to wear a red plaid flannel shirt, and he suddenly becomes a rustic woodsman with a rough childhood who will do things like take your hand and run it along a gorgeous teak desk that he carved so you can feel the intricate craftsmanship and sense a strong erotic subtext. Resting your head on his chest does not mean "attempting to find a semi-comfortable place on his jutting collarbone." It is awkward snuggling with Jack Skellington.7. [embed_gallery gid=4571 type="simple"]Follow Anna on Twitter. Semi-related: He won't pressure you to "be healthier." Your entire relationship will be based around carbs and dairy, and you will be so much happier than you were with that dude who was so obsessed with eating clean that he had the trans fat percentage of French fries tattooed on his body.9. No husky man has ever worn Axe Body Spray, and that's a fact.10. If you're a nervous flyer and you forgot your Xanax when you were packing, I hope you brought a husky.11. When he says he wants to introduce you to his parents, he actually means THE WHOLE EXTENDED FAMILY.We're talking when you're having sex, on the toilet, clipping your toe nails somewhere you shouldn't..9.You might prefer some of his family members to others, but that is 100 per cent NOT OK.