Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.27.
You must be 18 years or older to read these pick ups! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.3.
Watch out you don't overdose on dirty pick up lines! Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.59. Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you64.
Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?
Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between! A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."33.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.72.
I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!